| Breakfast! Politics! Pancakes! Eggs! Bad Coffee! Birtherism? "After nearly eight years of Jennifer Granholm and only one year of Barack Obama, the people of Michigan want their state and country back," said state Sen. Cameron Brown, candidate for secretary of state.
Back over the summer, this was code for "Barry Soetero, super secret Muslim commie agent from Kenya, is a-comin' fer yer freedoms!" And, the only way you could protect yourself from this insidious plot was to show up to Congressional townhalls and wave around Zip-loc bags containing your own birth certificate. I'm sure Brown's comment made quite a splash. Meanwhile, the Free Press also reports on a poll showing that, among the people most likely to find that kind of argumentation stimulation, Mike Bishop leads Bill Schuette (item two). The problem, as the story points out, is that the GOP doesn't nominate according to polls, but delegates, and although Bishop has name recognition among various tea baggers at the base of the GOP for his willingness to destroy public education if saving it means raising taxes of any kind, Schuette is a long-time party boy. Actually, the Democratic candidate should want Bishop to get the nomination. He'd be much easier to defeat in a statewide general election than Schuette. Finally, we conclude this morning's foray into Republican politics with carpetbagger Kim Meltzer and the 11th Senate District. Despite criticism that she's a carpetbagger who doesn't actually live in the district, she chalks up that criticism to the fact that Jack Brandenberg and (by way of insinuation) Leon Drolet are men. |