Our former fearless leader is losing his mind

by: joanb

Mon Jul 26, 2010 at 13:02:37 PM EDT

As some of you eagle-eyed readers may know, Matt hasn't posted on this site, his former baby, since 2008. There are myriad reasons for this that I can't go into here, but, as his wife, I can tell you that recently, I have noticed a troubling change.

As some of you also may know, yesterday was Matt's birthday. (He has declared 21 his best birthday yet.) He received many nice gifts from many nice friends and family, but one in particular has been singled out as a favorite:

Shocking developments with photos below the fold

What a nice, sturdy, sensibly blue windbreaker! But wait, what's that logo?

How his coy aquamarine eyes lit up with delight when he discovered that this windbreaker was not only practical, but emblazoned with what many here would regard as the mark of the devil!

Meanwhile, my dear Michigan Liberal heart froze with fear. I am afraid we are losing him to the dark side, people. 

Thanks again, Alex. I am going to Volunteers of America for all of my satirical gifts from now on.