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Come and expand your mind with a man named Haskins

by: Eric B.

Fri Jun 27, 2014 at 13:57:36 PM EDT


I've said it before, I'll say it again: Before this morning, I can honestly say that I had no idea that jerking off to a sparking motor was something anyone did. I guess any day that at its end you can say that you learned something new is a good one.

According to police reports, Haskins said he jumped a fence at the city of Saginaw's parking lot at 1435 S. Washington on Jan. 7, 2011. He told sheriff's deputies in a later interview that he went joyriding in the parking lot and masturbated in a city police cruiser and a city pickup, the report shows.

On Jan. 24, 2011, according to police reports, Haskins jumped a chain-link fence and opened a garage door at Scientific Brake, 314 W. Genesee. Then he drove a truck on the grounds, he told police. Again, police reports state he admitted to "listening to the engine idle and masturbating."

The charges in the Jan. 7, 2011, incident were dismissed as part of a plea agreement in the Scientific Brake case. Haskins pleaded no contest in September 2011 to counts of breaking and entering a building with intent, unlawful driving away of an automobile and malicious destruction of personal property. Haskins was sentenced to one year and eight months in prison and was ordered to pay $10,430 in restitution.

This is Russian parliament-level shit here, folks. I mean, I think it's safe to say that you can take a tale of redemption a little too far in allowing a guy on parole for something like this onto the ballot.

Eric B. :: Come and expand your mind with a man named Haskins
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What a wanker (4.00 / 1)
This story has gone national and viral.  Raw Story has picked it up and it's already been shared 5700 times.

Greetings from Detroit, Ground Zero of the post-industrial future!

A perfect example (4.00 / 2)
for the family values crowd. If you're a Christian and ask forgiveness, you're absolved. Most Republicans will figure he's still at least as morally upstanding as a Democrat. This guy's Facebook page is about what you'd expect--100% wingnut nonsense, with the obligatory attacks on the Kenyan socialist.  

He forgot that he's running in Michigan, not Florida (nt) (4.00 / 1)


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