| Jeff Wattrick. State Rep. Tom McMillin (R-Auburn Hills) recently explained to a Rochester Hills town meeting that gay people choose to be gay. Now, we could point out that McMillin's opinion--no doubt shaped by his many years studying the matter professionally as a certified public accountant--flies in the face of scientific consensus. However, it's more important to note that McMillin is also saying that he makes a conscious decision every morning to not make out with other dudes.
There you have it. Tom McMillin is a bisexual who chooses only to act on impulses of attraction to women. I think the only proper thing to do in light of this is for men who choose to be gay choose to hit on Tom McMillin every time he's out in public. By this logic, eventually he'll crack and will succumb to his own dirty, filthy desires. My guess is that a nice, used pair of assless chaps will be what do the trick. |
